Falling (2011 24 One Submission and Out-Takes)

This year’s 24-hour filmmaking competition at the EIFF required us to make a 6 minute romance film incorporating The Golden Cup Of Opportunity and the phrase “pretty in pink.” Not only did we make the top 10 and get screened at the festival… JOSH WON BEST FUCKING ACTOR!!! Seriously, the category was “best fucking actor,” and the extended sex scene in the version we submitted clinched it for him. Anyway, here’s the video AND the out-takes… TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE WHICH IS ALSO FREE!!!

New Single And Upcoming Gig!

First thing’s first: SSC has recorded a brand new single, especially for you! Check out The M Night Shyamasong (along with a bunch of our other tracks) on the fancy new Music page of this very site. Also, for a limited time, you can download the new track for free! Do so by right-clicking the link below and selecting “Save Link As.” Hey, it may not be as fancy as iTunes, but it’s fuckin’ free, right?

Download The M Night Shyamasong

In other news, SSC will be playing Troubadour Tuesday at Brixx Bar and Grill on August 9th! Cover is $5, but it looks like if you come before 8pm you don’t have to pay SHIT, and you’ll also make it in time for happy hour specials! TALK ABOUT WIN-WIN, AMIRITE?

We’ll link to the official Facebook event once it exists. In the meantime, mark August 9th on your calendar, cuz if you don’t show up I’m disowning you. I mean, what?  Oh, and did I mention that THERE’S A NEW EPISODE OF THE COCKCAST, TOO?  Maybe you wanna check out the brand new CockCast page on this very site, huh?  YEAH.  MAYBE.

CockCast Episode 9: The Tonys

In this super late episode, Robyn actually has some stuff prepared. Ahead of time, even! Josh does some funny voices, and the guys review a movie that neither of them have ever seen.

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CockCast Episode 8: Colour My Heart

In this Octomom-ian episode, we have a SUPER SECRET SPECIAL GUEST! Also, Robyn is way too serious about everything all the time.

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CockCast Episode 7: All The Freaks Come Out At Night

In the seventhmost episode of The CockCast, the lads talk about terrifying things, bonerfying things, and Robyn shits on everything that Josh loves for 10 minutes.

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CockCast Episode 6: California, Bitches

In this supercool episode, Josh and Robyn discuss some things that I’m not sure I remember discussing. Robyn talks about music for about 15 minutes and then burps into the microphone. Also, round 2 of “To Meme or Not to Meme” is played.

Also, I know we mentioned whipping up some of the made up memes for the show notes, but I’ve been very busy. I mean, the internet isn’t just going to waste it’s own time. You’re lucky you got the episode, what with all the flash games I been playin’.

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*Also, it appears I’ve forgotten to put the opening theme song into the episode. Turns out I suck at this!

CockCast Episode 5: Superman That Show

Ok listen, we have to have a talk. We’ve noticed that you’ve been really great about listening to this show and enjoying our witty witticisms. We get that. However, we need YOU to know that sometimes, Robyn and I get a little lethargic. So, bear that in mind when you listen to this 5 Epiversary edition of the CockCast.

Also, I’m very sorry about the lateness of this episode. Turns out, it’s very hard to edit together an interwebradio show on your deathbed*. It may not be edited together very well, but I tried, dammit.

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*Not really on my deathbed. I’m just a big sick baby.